No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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