I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Randomize
