windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
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What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
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It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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