When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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