well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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