Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
last night I used snow as a chaser
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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