After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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