Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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