Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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