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I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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