your parents love me but you hate me
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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