i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
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I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
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The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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