the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I DEMAND FORESKIN
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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