You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
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Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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