ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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