So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
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I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
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I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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