Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
What a dumb baby whore.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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