she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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