i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
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Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
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Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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