your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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