Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
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I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
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Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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