i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
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Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
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i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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