were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
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Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
So much rum. So many feels.
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DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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