Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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