yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
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All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
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I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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