Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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