i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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