I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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