dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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