Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
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I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
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My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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