I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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