I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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