Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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