So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
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On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
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Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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