never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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