I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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