Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
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I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
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