you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
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I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
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No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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