I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
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