How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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