So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
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And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
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I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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