he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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