Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
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Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
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I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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