Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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