This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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