You really coming over, don't trick.
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
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I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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