Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
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Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
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Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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