Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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