Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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