How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Randomize
