Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
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using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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