I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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