Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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