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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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