It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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